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WHY
Hi frank here, and I'm the one making all the text for this web page I don't usually make the text because that's Dave's job I'm usually doing the CSS, but frank is being dumb and not waiting to make the text today because he wanted to do some weird bad quotes and now he won't stop talking in bad quotes
IDK WHY THIS HAPPENDS DUDE
Dave here, I now have to take the text back from frank because he's too stupid to do it himself, he made the text all weird looking with showdows and that's just not what we do here at the texto company
WELL YOU ARE THE ONE MAKING THEM
frank here, I fought Dave to get control back of the text now I can do what ever I want because he is disposed of and I'm gonna make all the text weird, Dave just doesn't know what he's talking about
This is why i dont do the text dave
Dave here, I'm currently in a gutter because frank wanted to make the text so bad and didn't want me to stop him, but I'm good and now I have a secret weapon, its call a freaking yo-yo of destruction and frank won't stand a chance agisnt it because he doesn't have a freaking yo-yo of destruction
i hate you frank
Frank here, Jokes on you Dave I do have a freaking yo-yo of destruction and I'm gonna win against you so easily, well frank don't be too sure because my yo-yo has a special power of paprika, beat that you white guy, Nooooo my only weakness flavor of spices why Dave and how did you know, because you think ketchup is spicy frank